haldoor: the road is long, with many a winding turn (h50-smitten)
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[livejournal.com profile] kaige68 and I were arguing chatting today, and at the end, I had to write her some limericks. Don't ask why; they just popped into my head, so there was no choice about it!



Pictures to go with them were necessary:



There once was a cop from New Jersey
Who sometimes got a little bit curse-y
His partner took risks
With his guns and his fists
But his kisses were better than Hershey's.




There was a young sailor named Steve
Who was so incredibly naive
He just couldn't see
That his partner, Danny
Thought his ass was too hot to believe.

Date: 2012-02-28 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
OMG. I LOVE YOU! I really needed a snort-chortle before turning in. :DDD

Date: 2012-02-29 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Thank you, darling! I'm so glad I fulfilled a need before bed *snort-giggle*. ;-P

Date: 2012-02-28 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gottalovev.livejournal.com
lol! those are great! and I love the pictures that come with =D

Date: 2012-02-29 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Thanks, love! I couldn't believe how well they came together! And the pics - oh, that was hard work finding them, but completely necessary! ;-)

Date: 2012-02-28 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaige68.livejournal.com
Long distance carguements baby!!!!

I love these, but you knew that!

Date: 2012-02-29 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Hee! We need the carguments; pity they have to be so long-distance! Hawaii 2016, babe!

Yes! Thank you again, though! ♥

Date: 2012-02-28 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smudgegirl.livejournal.com
Lol.loved them,

Date: 2012-02-29 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm so pleased you enjoyed! ;-)

Date: 2012-02-28 10:15 pm (UTC)
siluria: (H50_Boys_close)
From: [personal profile] siluria
My first thought was - yay, H's limericks!! And I'm happy to say you outdid yourself dear!!!!

Date: 2012-02-29 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Thanks, love! *blushes* You're too good to me! ;-)

Date: 2012-02-29 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ciaimpala.livejournal.com
love these!

Date: 2012-02-29 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Thank you! ;-)

Date: 2012-02-29 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaydblu.livejournal.com
Love. :)

Date: 2012-02-29 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Thanks, doll! ;-)

Date: 2012-03-18 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rocsfan.livejournal.com
Thanks to your great idea! I posted about limericks today over at h5o-daily. Want to share these? They're great!

OMG, I just saw that you have a tag for Hugh Jackman, too?! Going to check that out.

Date: 2012-03-18 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Cool! I'm glad to have given you the idea. I guess I'd better join the comm so I can share these over there!

Sorry to disappoint re Hugh Jackman... there's only one entry from way back that I'm aware of. I was a bit slack with tagging back in the dim dark ages, and I don't think I've done anything with him lately (although I do love a bit of Hugh)... oh, that sounds naughty. ;-) Perhaps I'll have to change that soon.

Date: 2012-08-04 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bymagajones.livejournal.com
These are really cute! I especially like your Hershey's line; it was quite clever.

Date: 2012-08-04 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Thank you! It was nice of you to say! ;-)

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