1. I'm doing this at work - it's Tuesday for *insert deity*'s sake!
2. We had our first fire for the winter season last night (mmm, toasty warm, no going back now).
3. I'm still f*cked in the head due to lack of sleep. Don't ask.
4. I don't eat nuts, nor do I dip them. So there.
5. I can do short posts, I can! See?