Might be a little half-way through, but...

To all my American friends:

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!

Have a wonderful day, whatever you do!

I did say I'd do this. You have been warned.

Okay, I need to do this. It’s a quick (cue hysterical laughter) rundown of LAST week, which seemed to run by at the speed of knots! It needs recording, for me if no-one else, so don’t go under the cut unless you’re really keen!

( Where does all the money go? )

Because I just couldn't resist this one...

Stolen from therosewilde:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished and feel like it, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

And this has nothing to do with anything, but...



Yeah, that feels better. Courtesy lost-tv.com.