*imagines King Kong throwing her from top of Empire State Building and Godzilla jumping on her!*...*grinds teeth* On visit to loo via kitchen am pleased to note it is no longer the Arctic Circle and has become Equatorial Guinea.
I love this the best of all. You are so clever. The last line about the kitchen temps. Too, too funny. I enjoyed this whole post. LOL!
Sorry the day started off badly though.

LF first film at the cinema!!! Yay! Sounds like he did very well.

*many hugs*